§ Meanderings: The wit and wisdom of an unbalanced person

Tuesday, March 30

Let the Good Times Roll! 

It has been brought to my attention that the Quest is not complete. I had thought that after the time and energy that I had put into “completing” the Quest that I had fulfilled my obligations to the inner child that plagues me without bound. However, it would appear that such was not the case.

The little rug rat we all affectionately know as the Human Food Vacuum explained to me in no uncertain terms that the Quest was originally defined as the acquisition of a Jeep Wrangler for he an I to pursue the endeavors of food fruits to fill his belly. And as such, I had not fulfilled that internal promise.

He was immeasurable happy with the rag top device I acquired for him to “chase chicks” with as he affectionately put it, however until he and I woke up on the side of the road stuck in the mud wondering how we got there and not caring how we made our way home he would not allow me to pronounce the Quest complete.

Therefore I am saddled with continuing the search for a device he and I can do with as my sister has taught us to do….

If any of you can assist, I’d be greatly appreciative. In essence I’m looking for a Jeep Wranger, Willy, CJ-5 or CJ-7. Something along the lines of under 5 grand. It doesn’t need to run on a consistent basis, just run every once in a while. The main goal is to procure a vehicle, that when we get it stuck in the mud, as we did with my sister’s brand spanking new jeep back in October, we can just go off and leave it without feeling remorse.

So join me in the final legs of the Quest and forever be apart of the action that will eventually land me and my namesake in the federal pen.

…and you on the list of “persons of interest” of the FBI and the CIA.

P.S. – anybody got bail moneys saved up?

A new Little Davey for us all to enjoy! 

Unbeknownst to me my close personal friends Jack & Jill…I mean Clint & Jill have been working hard to fulfill the dreams and wishes of the current financial drain on their wallets, Lil’ Drew. He wished long and hard for a sister to backup his football antics on the field of play at Carter-Finely Stadium as the future Philip Rivers protégé in the Wolfpack backfield. Yup, Mr. & Mrs. Dickerson are slated to have a little cheerleader for the Wolfpack sometime this August or so…I’ve suggested, as I always do, they name her Dave. This has met with a small amount of resistance. Therefore I encourage each and every one of you to email them with your reference of support that they name her after me, Mr. Wonderful. You can find a link to there email address off their web page, the URL is on the left on the Good Guys Links: eDickerson.

Thank you for your support.

BTW, I’m somewhat disappointed that they kept it a secret from me for so long when EVERYONE else learned ever so quickly!

The Good Guys! 

You'll notice a link update on the right hand border of the Theatre, patrons. It’s the Good Guys Central. A listing of the web pages of some close personal friends of mine that I trust and appreciate. Visit them at will, however be a aware that they are as fully dysfunctional as I ever hope to be…

Monday, March 29

The Quest is Complete 

For those that are aware of the quest I’ve made a prominent part of my endeavors over the past 18 months you’ll be happy to know that it’s finally happened. Despite several major attempts on my part to prevent the internal bleeding of my finances, the transaction is complete.

Sunday, March 28

NCAA Regionals Day 4 

Pack those bags the magic begins...

Saturday, March 27

NCAA Regionals Day 2 

This is all just a bunch of tree huggin' hippie crap!

Friday, March 26

Survival 

It has been suggested by those in the know that my sister prepare for her next encounter with off roading in her jeep by adding a snorkle to her wrangler that exceeds the height of the windshield.

Just in case she wants to use it as a submarine next time. After all it didn't behave well as a boat did it.

NCAA Regionals Day 1 

Well you bunch of little rug rats, I hate to say it but I was right.

Wednesday, March 24

Read All About It 

Okay Sports Fans. It’s been long enough. I can finally speak of it. Read all about the NCAA Tourney Round 2 Recap and Sweet 16 forecast...

Monday, March 22

Company sponsored vacations 

Oh, the joys of traveling on the company dime.

I was fortunate enough to have a budget that allowed me to get the prettiest go-cart Avis had to offer. My knees are conveniently pushed up near my ears and if I sit upright in the driver’s seat I look directly into the headliner where the sun visor rests when not in use. This is far more useful than you would think. It prevents me from witnessing the constant deluge of drivers training gone wrong that seems to be happening on the Mass. Turnpike. Safety Sam says ride’em cowboy!

To add to an already pleasant experience the rubber band that powers the go-go box on this little beast revs up to 10,000 rpm while coasting down the road and the top speed of this demon is 15 mph hour; provided you are going downhill.

With any luck at all my return flight will mirror the flight to this frozen wasteland known as Boston. They’ll cancel my flight. Re-book me on another flight that goes to Atlanta first then rounds half the United States before findings its way to my destination. Because we all know there is nothing more enjoyable than being cooped up in coach setting next to the little old lady from Pasadena that snores like a freight train for 12 hours. And, yes she’s still alive; although the flight attendants were taking up a collection to have one of us passengers “off” her. Seems her sunny disposition wasn’t well received by those that had to attend to her.

Let the good times roll…

Sunday, March 21

Eliminate the Confusion 

There seems to be some confusion as to the identity of my good friend, Topher.

Well let's just clear that up right now.

And worry not, faithful. I'm okay despite the incident. Topher has the effect on everyone.

It's Over! 

The ride has ended. I am not pleased.

Said Hodge, who had 11 points before fouling out defending Freije with 2:44 to go: "I cannot believe we lost this game."

Saturday, March 20

Friends are good to have! 

My good friend, Topher, gave me a ticket he won to Round 2 of the NCAA Tournament at the RBC Center in Raleighwood North Carolina. He won two tickets actually. One to round 1 and one to round 2. He attended round 1 and then gave me the ticket to round 2 (Duke v Seton Hall and Wake v Manhattan). It allowed me the chance to enjoy the game live and from a Suite in the Wolfpack’s home court. More than thanks go to Topher! He not only allows me to hang out with him and his family but I also get to play with his kiddos when I’m there! What more can you ask for?

Upset Central! 

Well, children - we got our upset didn't we. Or was it an upset at all. Check out my roundup if you dare!

Friday, March 19

Where's the Fun? 

Can we get an upset, please?

No. 3 Georgia Tech escaped No. 14 Northern Iowa 65-60, in Milwaukee
No. 2 Oklahoma State was tied with No. 15 Eastern Washington at half, but rallied to win
Cincinnati barely averted a 12-5 upset at the hands of East Tennessee State.

ACC: 6-0 

Well, cowboys and cowgirls - The first round is complete and the ACC looks quiet impressive if I do say so myself. Abliet not in a dominating manor. The Yeller Jackets staved off a weak Northern Iowa's massive run to give us the edge so far - tied with the Big East for no loses during the startup games. I'll wait for the completion of round 2 before I crown the ACC the new big time conference.
SI.com - Georgia Tech nearly stung by Northern Iowa - Friday March 19, 2004 5:37PM

It wasn't pretty... 

I'm 14-3 in the Tourney brackets now.
The Pack did me proud but it wasn't an artful win to say the least. Ah well. On to round 2 for the Wolfpack.

SI.com - N.C. State overcomes slow start, downs La.-Lafayette - Friday March 19, 2004 2:58PM

GO PACK! 

My Sister - Tough Guy! 

My sister chased a peeping tom off the campus where she teaches. She's a big bad brave woman isn't she. ;->


Johnston Woman Recounts Encounter With Alleged Peeping Tom


She had to go in for a police line up to ID the guy. They caught him today.

NCAA Tourney: Day 1 - Round 1 

Well, kiddos – check those brackets.

Dave's Round up!

Read all about it right here!

Thursday, March 18

2004 NCAA Tournament Bracket 

My picks for the 2004 NCAA Tourney.
Now all you ACC fans don't get your feelings hurt. This isn't how I want things
to turn out but how I think they might!

Wednesday, March 17

Never...I mean NEVER talk with your hairdresser 

There's a moral to this story!

Friday, March 12

Vindication 

By all means, don't dilly dally around kiddos.
Read the story of vindication that presented itself when my sister thought she bought a boat.

Thursday, March 11

Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd.