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Theater of the Absurd unearthed a spray that increases your wireless internet speeds.

That's right, this simple spray can change the air around you in a way that only people without common sense can imagine, let alone understand. And if you see any difference after using this, then you probably inhaled too much.

Yeah, but can it cut through a tin can and still slice and dice tomatoes??? If not, Ginsu's still got the upper hand. Posted by Chris on 6/24/2004 10:15:00 AM :: Permalink   
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